My Final Election Article…Hopefully

I sincerely hope we aren’t faced with another drawn-out farce masquerading as an actual election, although since many of you have already voted that may already be the case. Hopefully those early ballots aren’t currently burning in a drop box, or getting “misplaced” by our lethargic diligent, corrupt exceedingly trustworthy election officials.

But if you haven’t voted yet, let me give you some last minute tips to share with all of your friends…

Do NOT vote early 

Despite what the Scott Presslers and Charlie Kirks of the world say, voting early only tells the machine programmers how many extra votes they’ll need to fabricate (or eliminate) in order to take the prize.

What if the machines glitch, or the power goes out, or an alien mothership wipes out Port Huron? Golly gee. I guess we’ll just have to do what practically every other country on Earth does: count them by hand, maybe with flashlights. How in the world did we ever conduct elections prior to having all of these electronic gadgets? Keep in mind that Abraham Lincoln’s election was tallied and reported via telegraph in a few hours.

This isn’t rocket science. It’s literally adding by ones.

Remember, vote surges from in-person ballots on election day are what revealed the election fraud in 2020, and the middle of the night vote infusions were the monkey wrench that exposed to everyone what was happening clear as day.

Use a Blue Ballpoint Pen

Electronic voting machine tabulators have the ability to print onto the ballot you feed into it. It’s a design feature ostensibly to assist the blind or otherwise impaired voters. But this also means that the machine can be programmed to add a circle to any given line under any given algorithm.

So for instance, if you vote for Donald Trump, there’s nothing to stop the machine from printing an extra oval for Kamala Harris too, say on every third ballot, rendering the ballot invalid due to over-voting. Or worse, the machine might ignore the Presidential race altogether and subtract votes for your local candidates, or local ballot measures, or whatever the programmer designs the software to subtract from.

That’s part of their plan, and you can thwart that.

Using a blue pen instead of the black felt-tipped ones they hand out will create a piece forensic evidence should the election be contested later on. A ballot with both a blue circle and a black circle is incontrovertible evidence of election fraud.

Check For WIFI Connections 

Drive by your voting place sometime before the election, sit in the parking lot, and check for available WIFI connections. Take a screenshot and save that for later.

On election day check for WIFI connections again at the polling location. Take another screenshot and compare them.

If there are WIFI connections in that zone that didn’t exist on a normal day, this might be evidence of voting machine connectivity. Document that information for possible litigation should the need arise.

Volunteer as a Hand Counter

Many states are conducting hand-count training as we speak. Find a session in your area and volunteer to be a part of elections done right. 

Volunteer as a Poll Watcher

Even though most election theft is accomplished electronically, a shrewd set of eyes can catch things that would otherwise go unnoticed, like huge cases of extra ballots being wheeled from under tables and fed through machines. Or shady characters inserting thumb drives — even for a few seconds — into voting machines or connected devices.

Document Everything

If they tell you you’ve already voted, deny you a ballot, don’t want to see ID, or anything else out of the ordinary, document it. Check your ballot if it goes through one of those ballot printing devices, and check the receipt if you get one. If your Dominion machine spits out your ballot on the first insertion, double check it for additional circles it may have printed onto your ballot. Be shrewd.

Regardless of whom you vote for, use these common sense tactics to defeat the political machines allied against us. We may not be able to overwhelm the plans of the enemy, but we can at least make it as hard as possible for them to hide it, and maybe secure a few convictions in the aftermath.

If You Live In Alaska

Vote No on Ballot Measure No.1


It increases minimum wage, which kills businesses through unnatural payroll increases which require them to raise prices on everything. Most people learn this in basic economics.

Vote Yes on Ballot Measure No.2

This will repeal Ranked Choice Voting, which was fraudulently initiated in 2020 and is probably the single most deceitful election system ever implemented. Its sole purpose was to get the near-universally despised Lisa Murkowski reelected to U.S. Senate, and it worked perfectly as she designed it. You can read more about RCV in my previous article. 

U.S. House of Representatives


Meh. Maybe Nick Begich but I have zero confidence that he’s anything other than the state GOP’s next man up, which is never a good sign. He says he’s pro-life — albeit in a kind of weenieesque its-what-I’m-supposed-to-say kind of way — which in a normal year would be enough for me. Nowadays I’d like to hear more about whether or not he’ll stand up to the FBI and go to war — figuratively speaking…*thinking*…*thinking*…yeah, figuratively speaking — with the Justice Department in freeing the J6 political prisoners. But he’s been mum on that issue, so this will likely be a prayerful game-day decision for me.

Alaska House, Alaska Senate


Vote for those who refuse to compromise on first principles with the swamp. You’ve got limited options there. Here are a few ways to sift them out.

Final Thoughts

President/Vice President

If you’re not convinced that Donald Trump and JD Vance are the only viable choices in this election, I don’t know what to tell you. Maybe stay home. Or, get another booster, keep wearing your mask at the grocery store, buy boxed food containing unpronounceable ingredients, cheer the trannies, and call America First patriots Nazis for a few more years.

The rest of us are going to go out and vote, get healthy, stay free, have babies, shoot guns, laugh at jokes, read books, and worship Jesus. To each his own.

I’ll see you on the flip side, America. Forward now, and fear no darkness.