Episode VIII

Eight is the best number. Why is this, you might ask? Well, let’s take a look around and apply the principle.

~ Eight cookies on your plate. You’ll eat your fill and probably have enough left for later; maybe even share one or two.

~ Eight dollars in your pocket? You can find a decent lunch in just about any town on earth. Even New York City has a Chick-fil-a now.

~ An eight hour shift at most jobs is manageable; any more and you may start fantasizing about harming someone (unless you work at Chick-fil-a, those people are crazy nice.)

~ Eight tacos? Heaven. Shrimp, blackened halibut, carne asada…where was I again?

~ Lose eight pounds and you’re fist pumping the bathroom scale.

Are you feeling me with this? Have I made the case? Let’s drill down some more:

~ Eight-year-olds are perfect. They can do the dishes, watch the toddler, and they still listen to you.

~ Eight outfits in the closet and you won’t have to do laundry this week.

~ Eight gallons of gas is enough to make it to the next paycheck.

~ Eight years and you’re guaranteed a new president.

~ If you and your spouse are blessed with an extended trip away – no kids, no interruptions – eight, er, times will most certainly do.

~ Eight Christmas presents under the tree?

And on, and on…

I didn’t always appreciate the power of eight. I know people still talk about seven. Personally, I think prime numbers are overrated. They tend to cause problems in my house. What to do when you’ve got seven kids but only five donuts left…See?

I once heard a sermon about how seven is the biblical number of completion. I’ll grant that. A few years ago He gave us baby number seven. Surprise! God knows what He’s doing, but He also seems to know – much better than we do –  that for us, eight is just a lot better.

Author: Vince Guerra

Vince Guerra is a writer, author, and homeschool father of eight. He writes weekly here and on Substack. He is the author of the Modern War series of books, available online wherever books are sold. He lives in Wasilla, Alaska.